Everything about MBA entrance exams #8(NEHA and CAT sat for a CHAT)

chat-with-catHello All.

Before writing this article I will like to thank Ms.NEHA SHARMA, a leading CAT trainer for Verbal areas and Academic Head – Language, at ZION Education Services, for taking her invaluable time for writing an article for our beloved students.

When I asked her to write something on verbal for our students, She said, Verbal is something any CAT faculty can talk about and there is innumerable knowledge available on net on verbal areas of CAT. She said, She wants to talk about how she(with her 1000 plus eyes: eyes of her students 100s of which make to IIMS and other top 10 B-Schools every year, year after year) sees CAT as. She said she will like to show off the reality as to what CAT thinks it is vis-à-vis what usually a good student thinks about CAT. My mentioning anything else here is History. Lets read the face to face discussion of CAT with NEHA.

||| NEHA and CAT sat for a CHAT

Let me take you back in time-the time when I first set out to discover CAT.

What is CAT? I shrugged the cobwebs of cliched definitions and combined two words as my answer: aspiration simplified. Of all the exams that I experienced including CAT, GMAT, GRE, SAT, IELTS and TOEFL-CAT was the simplest. It is because the experience of taking CAT is synonymous with the experience of studying MBA. Far from the hackneyed ‘Masters in Business Administration’, MBA is –my best attitude.
As I embarked on my journey to acquaint myself with quite an entrancing CAT exam, my mother’s words illuminated and strengthened my purpose. She always told me, ‘Neha, if the world asks for the sun, you ask for the sky.’ I think it was her way of telling me –don’t aim for the big sun, aim for the bigger sky. Consequently-I began to de clutter my mind to create space for my first rendezvous with CAT. Excerpts from the interview:

Neha: I wish to achieve you. Is it possible?
CAT: Achievement and skepticism are not compatible.

Neha: Uh-alright, how do I realize you? You are the synonym of progress, profit and excellence.
CAT: Thanks for the compliment. However, I know that I am lifeless, unless adjectives breathe life into my being.

Neha: Adjectives? Does it mean that I must study grammar to acquire you?
CAT: The logic of grammar rests in the motley crowd of expression. Don’t forget that expression is experience exhaled.

Neha: Logic? Uh- appears intricate. Do you suggest that I learn logical reasoning to attain you?
CAT: The coincidental coexistence of reasoning and grammar is delusive unless conducive. Deconstruction is closure but reconstruction is commencement.

Neha: Uh-mammoth. Do you mean that critical analysis is the only way to reach you?
CAT: Don’t you remember your mother’s words, I am sky not sun. Don’t confine me in words. I am what you will learn from me.

Neha: You are my aspiration. You must tell me the way to arrive at you.
CAT: If I am your aspiration, simplify me. Why scatter me in categories? Unify me as a process.

Neha: Ah! You are elusive, mysterious and therefore desirable. Eureka! You are my mirror. If I reflect simple-you appear simple. If I reflect arduous-you become Herculean. Since MBA is my best attitude-you are my aspiration simplified.

CAT: Ah! The music of thought plays the lyrics of heart. To the attentive-Beethoven to the inattentive- shrill.

Cultivate Skill to invent attitude-my best attitude-MBA. Combine Attitude and Task to crack CAT.

Keep Smiling.
It is still tax free !
Cheers!

Neha Sharma
CAT Trainer & Academic Head – Zion Education Services.
Learn for CAT; Train for life.|||

Cheers to all of you. Hope you learnt some lessons from NEHA SHARMA.

All the best

Vaibhav Mittal(VM)
CEO-Zion Education Services

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3 Responses for “Everything about MBA entrance exams #8(NEHA and CAT sat for a CHAT)”

  1. bhuvanesh09 says:

    Today I have realized cat is nothing just your way of living a life. Who try to explore every aspect of life, he achieves something unique and he comes to close to like these kinds of exam. That’s why I always amused when I saw some people w/o prep clearing cat. This article is something which is telling same thing about life.If you understand how to live ur life then u understand how to fulfill ur dreams. Great job done.

  2. Niyati says:

    Awesome article. To me it seems, Neha chat with CAT has answered all my questions.
    Dear MBATUTES guys. I promise now that I will produce IIM Calls, whatever come may. I got to know today what was missing in my preparations.
    No 1 dare to come my way now. I am not gonna stop now….

    Will be back soon, once I achieve some milestones….

  3. Sid says:

    simply superb….thanks for such a great article…

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